Didnt You Hear…

Stupidiotic wants to make sure you’re safe on the road, so they’re going to be carrying a set of Missile Balloons that you can attach to your car to make sure other drivers never take their eyes off of you. The Mylar balloons can be filled with helium, and at speed, will make it look like you’re trying to out drive a missile attack. Just make sure to have your birth certificate on hand for when the cop inevitably pulls you over and questions your motives, because you don’t want to be the one responsible for the terror level orange alert.

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