Golf and hip-hop/rap are not two things that typically go together, so when Top-Flite released a video from “D2 Man” called “Never Lay Up”, you know it’s either going to be fantastic, or it’s going to fall flat on its face.
Surprisingly, it does the former, and if you appreciate a spandex rapper rhyming about golf balls with school girl backup dancers and a healthy dose of satire, then you’ll get a kick out of this commercial:
Since we’re on the topic of remixes, how about a McDonald’s fast food order given as a rap?
Still confused? Here you go:
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don’t be frontin’ son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don’t forget the FRIES…
So apparently I didn’t get an invite, because I’m not among the 1.7 million people who have already seen this video for the Tea Partay. Made by Smirnoff to virally advertise their new Raw Tea drinks, it’s a pretty entertaining rap by a bunch of white boys from the MV (Martha’s Vineyard) called Prep-Unit (P-Unit). Kinda reminds me of the uber popular Lazy Sunday, just without the crazy delicious cupcakes…in cursive.