In what must have been one of the most difficult and most painstaking research projects of all time, a cosmetic surgeon spent hours studying photos of topless models to determine the perfect pair.
Apparently, his findings indicate that the perfect chest isn’t about size. Instead, it’s all about proportion.
“The ideal is a 45 to 55 percent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 percent from the top.”
So who came out on top?
Lingerie model Caprice Bourret, who apparently has the best of the breast.
And the worst?
It’s a sad day for Victoria Beckham, who apparently has “unnaturally round” mounds.
Tough job indeed.
[Via: The Bachelor Guy]
[Caprice Bourret]
[Victoria Beckham]

Sony may have gone a little over board with the European launch party for their new PlayStation 2 game God Of War II. The centerpiece of that party, and the main cause of all the commotion, was a freshly slaughtered goat, emptied out and filled with offal that guest were invited to eat from the still-warm stomach. As if that wasn’t enough, topless girls walked around with grapes that they dropped into guests’ mouths, a male model portraying Kratos handed out garlands, and guests were able to throw knives at targets and pull live snakes from a pit with their bare hands. Sounds like a few Sony execs drank a little too much punch when they came up with that idea.
[Via: Daily Mail]
[Response From Sony Via: Kotaku]