If your lunchbox needs a little more phallic pizzazz (Wow thatâ€™s a lot of Zs), then you may be in the market for a banana guard. Designed to protect the easily damaged banana during lunch duty transport, the banana guard has such features as perforations to facilitate ventilation and prevent premature ripening, and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the guard closed. It was designed to fit the vast majority of bananas (Phew, I though my banana type would be left out), it can also be used to transport the banana peel home if you donâ€™t believe in decomposition. Itâ€™s also dishwasher safe, in case it gets covered in gooey banana juice. Theyâ€™re available in eight different colors, such as skyhigh blue and ravishing red, so start collecting now before they run out of mellow yellow and your stuck explaining why you have a pretty in pink banana in your pocket.