Hip Hop (Rap) lyrics can be hard to understand sometimes, and apparently, that can be a good thing. Though the source is unknown, there is a translation of Notorious B.I.G.â€™s One More Chance song that puts the lyrics into layman’s terms, and the result is quite entertaining. Some of the more choice translations include:
- “As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis”.
- “I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me”.
- “My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence”.