The energy drink market is filled with promises and potential, colors and animals, so how do you stand out from the crowd? You name your drink Cocaine, thatâ€™s how. By naming your drink after an illegal substance, you gain instant publicity (thereâ€™s no such thing as bad publicity, right?) as parents try to stop you, and instant popularity as kids try to drink you. So whatâ€™s in this â€œlegal alternativeâ€ anyways? While theyâ€™re not going to sneak in any of the good stuff (wouldnâ€™t addicted customers be great?), they do pack in:
Plus, with only 18g of sugar and 70 calories per serving, youâ€™ll probably burn off the extra calories through teeth chattering alone. Apparently it tastes great, and with 350% greater energy than â€œThe Bullâ€, itâ€™s sure to have a few energy drink converts, though you might want to check for any preexisting heart problems before downing something like this, because in the end, Cocaine will always be a killer.