Penis Pokey is the perfect gift for the guy who just can’t seem to tie down his trouser snake or control his cyclops. An illustrated book with a large die-cut hole in its center, “every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing: a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent”. You then use your own imagination (and body appendage of choice) to complete the illustration. Fun? Definitely. Appropriate? Probably not. Just make sure to avoid this one at the used book store.