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…Your drink is your personality?

So you’re at the bar, and you go to order a margarita. Ever stop and wonder what that drink is saying about your personality to those around you? According to one waiter, it says, “You’re fun, good in bed, and naughty with a sense of style. If you don’t have it with salt you’re a wimp”. How about a vodka martini? “Sophisticated. You’re classy, old school or a James Bond wannabe”. Sound like someone you know? How about these:

  • Cosmopolitan – Prissy, over ordered and passé. Favored by Manolo Blahnik wearing Candace Bushnell devotees who spend all their money on shoes but live in rat hole apartments. Rapidly becoming an old lady drink.
  • Chardonnay – You know what you like. Boring. Predictable. The missionary position of white wine.
  • Galliano –You’re a waterbed, lava lamp, reel to reel, gold chain wearing, wall to wall shag carpet loving, swinging 70’s disco fool.
  • Rob Roy – You’re an alcoholic.

After reading this list, you may just want to reconsider the message you’re sending out when you order a round of sidecars for the bar.

[What Your Drink Says About You]

[Via: Urban Monarch]