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…There is a perfect bottom?

The Quest

The Quest for the Perfect Bottom is one man’s quest for, you guessed it, the perfect female bottom. Dr. David Homes of Manchester Metropolitan University (best job ever) developed a simple formula for a more scientific approach to the perfect bottom: (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V, where S is the shape, C is sphericity, B is muscular bounce, F is firmness, T is the skin texture/cellulite amount and V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry. The Quest, however, prefers a simpler approach: a blog, with plenty of pictures and videos of female derrieres to analyze and draw your own conclusions upon. It takes a brave and noble man to take on a quest such as this though, so enter at your own risk (though The Quest does not contain any pornography or explicit pictures, it’s still probably/definitely NSFW).

[The Quest For The Perfect Bottom]

[Via: Dethroner]

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