So youâ€™re at the bar, and you go to order a margarita. Ever stop and wonder what that drink is saying about your personality to those around you? According to one waiter, it says, â€œYouâ€™re fun, good in bed, and naughty with a sense of style. If you donâ€™t have it with salt youâ€™re a wimpâ€. How about a vodka martini? â€œSophisticated. Youâ€™re classy, old school or a James Bond wannabeâ€. Sound like someone you know? How about these:
- Cosmopolitan â€“ Prissy, over ordered and passÃ©. Favored by Manolo Blahnik wearing Candace Bushnell devotees who spend all their money on shoes but live in rat hole apartments. Rapidly becoming an old lady drink.
- Chardonnay â€“ You know what you like. Boring. Predictable. The missionary position of white wine.
- Galliano â€“Youâ€™re a waterbed, lava lamp, reel to reel, gold chain wearing, wall to wall shag carpet loving, swinging 70â€™s disco fool.
- Rob Roy â€“ Youâ€™re an alcoholic.
After reading this list, you may just want to reconsider the message youâ€™re sending out when you order a round of sidecars for the bar.
[Via: Urban Monarch]